Fuck, I really wanted to do a review for Faces Of Death this month, but how does one go about writing about such a movie? I mean like a presentable review. Not just rambling like what you're about to read. There's no story. Just a bunch of gruesome scenes, some real, some not so real. Scenes with political statements where the narratator chimes in with a little pollution/anti-war preachiness now and then. This movie isn't quite the traumatizing gorefest it's legend would suggest, and probably is... Continue »

I haven't bought anything for the last few months so I decided to splurge out a little, mostly recent horror movies that I have never got around to seeing. Anyway, here is what I picked up;

100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck 2012
Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes 2011
8213: Gacy House 2010
Paranormal Entity 2009
The Borderlands 2013
The Dyatlov Pass Incident 2013
The Taking of Deborah Logan 2014
Blair Witch 2016
Fermat's Room 2007
The Bay 2012
Shadows of the Dead 2004... Continue »

Herschell Gordon Lewis always seemed like a mild-mannered guy. An old fashioned gentleman who always came off rather conservative, despite some of the movies he made. And even the crazier stuff he did was still pretty innocent, at least on some level. However, there was this one. A movie Herschell did in 1969 which I'm still a little baffled by. Linda And Abilene is what's on my mind, today. The only thing HGL did that could be considere... Continue »

I've quit a few jobs because I moved away (I don't have a car, so I can't travel far), but I've never quit a job out of hate or disillusion. I work my ass off over there and people give me shit because I don't have a smile on my face. I'm fucking exhausted, you dickholes! I already have to bike 5+ miles a day for the commute, and I rely on caffeine and energy drinks to make it through the day. People mistake my apathy for anger, and that's what makes me angry. Goddamn customers!

I guess that... Continue »

It's like a Friday The 13th ranking thread but with Halloween films

1. Halloween (1978)
2. Halloween II (1981)
3. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
4. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
5. Halloween III: The Season of The Witch
6. Halloween H20
7. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
8. Halloween: Resurrection
9. Halloween (2007)
10. Halloween II (2009)

H20 is very average, but still the best in a long while. Hope the new one is good.

Surprised that 5 would rank... Continue »

Messiah of Evil is such a beast of a movie, and creepy as hell! Such a great find. Does anyone have some good creepy, atmospheric horror recommendations like it? I am in the mood to watch something creepy

I actually managed to see two films this past week and am even having time to start this thread, a major accomplishment.

Last night I watched the Dementia 13 remake. It's not great but had much better production values than the original. I really liked the location and wish it could've been put to better use. There are a few axe murders and it is set at a castle and there is a death of a little girl years earlier, but nothing else from the original is the same here. This ends up being mai... Continue »

https://movieweb.com/creighton-duke-movie-jason-goes-to-hell-spinoff/

Everyone's favorite Friday The 13th side character from everyone's favorite F13 sequel is getting a proposed spin-off, from everyone's favorite F13 director Adam Marcus, director of Jason Goes To Hell.

To be honest, the article stating that Jason killed Creighton's girlfriend is more backstory than Jason Goes To Hell even gives.

now Im about off in like 21 days
but being the good soul I am, I think perhaps I should throw this out there, I love enriching other ppls lives thats just how I am
Normally with a holiday I go with myself alone, last time was hawaii (though that was with my GF) but normally its alone, now this one is alone, alone to East europe for a month or so.
I was thinking how about one or more of yous joining me, Nicko,Znep,Hairy box (we'll see plenty of those in eastern europe believe me)
All I promis... Continue »

Prologue - Dreamland is dead. David Lochary is dead. Divine is busy and probably not interested in Dreamlandish shenanigans by now, anyway. This is a new day for John Waters' film career, but far from a departure. John Waters isn't done making trash just yet. One more, and then, maybe something normal. Next up is Desperate Living. An insane fairy tale about killer lesbians and other social outcasts, doing what they can to survive in a town... Continue »

Which was the 'better' remake?

My mind has been blank lately. I'm zoning right the fuck out, and I don't have any inspiration for anything. I spent the last few months writing my second book "White Trash Dracula", and that took a lot out of me, but I enjoyed the process. I want to write something else to keep me distracted, but I don't know what.

I have ideas for more stories based on universal monster movies, but I don't want to push the next one until I've got a solid outline, so I'm debating whether or not I should try... Continue »

1. The Evil Dead AKA La Casa (1981)

2. Evil Dead II AKA La Casa 2 (1987)

3. Ghosthouse AKA La Casa 3 (1988)

4. Witchery AKA La Casa 4 (1988)

5. Beyond Darkness AKA La Casa 5 (1990)

6. House II: The Second Story AKA La Casa 6 (1987)

7. The Horror Show AKA La Casa 7 (1989)

The first two and last two aren't even Italian. Evil Dead I and II are classics, of course. Ghosthouse and Wi... Continue »

I still haven't seen this. Have many people here managed to watch it somehow? What did you think?

I'm not sure how to watch it. it reminds me of Radio Free Albemuth in that way, like, they made it years ago and it got stuck in legal limbo somehow.

started this game 196 hours ago https://thehorrorboard.com/game/strategygame.7z (windows 64 only) ~15mb
any gameplay advice I should add/change?

its not fun/that playable ATM, Im just focusing on getting it to work, but should give an idea of approx wgat I'm trying to do
I will be away from the PC for 2 weeks so won't be able to update it any in that time, but will take notes

So I was watching Jeremy Saulnier's "Green Room" the other day. Damn, what a great fuckin' movie... I've seen it several times, and I really love it. Probably my favorite movie of 2015 (even though I think it came out theatrically in 2016?). The acting, the story, the gore, and it all packs one hell of a punch.

It's a survival movie where a band of misfits are being framed and must fight for survival. Much like "The Warriors", only violent as fuck. That's a genre I like, where the protagonist... Continue »

I don't really like those movies too much. I figure Zombie 4 After Death might be a bit underrated, but I hated 3 and Killing Birds, and am not overly fond of the shark vs. zombie one, but I recently came across a list of what's supposedly the complete Zombi(e) series, and what I found was pretty surprising. So, yeah. I didn't write this.

1. Dawn Of The Dead (1978) - "Dario Argento was an admirer of George A. Romero's work, and vica versa. When Argento heard that Romero was contemplati... Continue »

Hollow Creek
The Shape of Water
Death Laid an Egg

[b]It's finally here! The Documentary Challenge is happening on Trash Epics and it's happening in June. So, get ready to learn something.

I'm going to go with the original rules set by challenge founder, AlcoholicNinja. Or at least what I can remember.

Any Documentary is worth 1 point.

A Documentary containing dark subject matter is worth 2 points

A Documentary about anything... Continue »

We all know how crooked Hollywood is, especially with the Weinstein scandal going on now, but those liberal fucktards^yahoos are making laws that'll really make you scratch your head. A few days ago, they announced that they'll arrest you if you call a transgendered person by the wrong pronoun, and now... if you knowingly have AIDS and fuck someone and give them AIDS... it's a slap on the wrist (as opposed to the previous 8 year prison sentence).

Apparently, Ben Afflec... Continue »

Back in 1999, I doubt anyone would have considered the possibility of a WCW movie to be a bad idea. After temporarily dethroning the WWF as the top Wrestling organization, 1999 was extremely unkind to WCW, as their approach to the Monday Night War only served to tap them out creatively and nearly financially as well. A recently red hot WCW had become old news seemingly over night, while the WWF was experiencing an explosion in popularity like no oth... Continue »

You guys, this has nothing to do with anything, I just think it's interesting. If you click on this page, look at the little cluster of republics numbered 13, 21, 12, 16, 18, 3, roughly located in the left half of the map. That area is northish of the Caspian Sea in the real world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republics_of_Russia

All those "republics" (totally surrounded, dominated, run, owned, oppressed, etc by Russia) are almost like a whole other Europe, which is never in the news. Is... Continue »

Here's another Blumhouse movie. They're the lead distributors of mainstream horror/exploitation these days, and sometimes, they do all right. Upgrade stars Logan Marshall Green in an actual starring role. This guy usually plays bit parts like in Prometheus and Spiderman Homecoming, but they finally gave him more to work with, and he nails it.

He plays a quadriplegic who gets "upgraded" with a spinal chip as he searches for his wife's killer, and the rest is just cool fight scenes as he does h... Continue »

I'm talking about the 1989 Canadian piece of trash known as "Things". I watched the commentary, looking for insight, and here's what I can say about that...

The commentary is labeled as having director Andrew Jordan and star Barry J. Gillis. When the movie starts, you can tell that there are a lot more people there. It's like a party, and they seem quick to get to drinking.

There's a lady on the track that never saw the movie at the time of the recording, and she just kinda rags on the mov... Continue »

I've had so little time lately but I did watch a few the past week.

The Maze
Kidnapped
Don't Touch My Daughter