Uh...what? I'm pretty sure Bill Zebub made this movie for the sole purpose of seeing how many "actresses" would let him fondle their boobs.

I've seen of few this guy's movies before, and I've liked none of them. Even though I was sure Dickshark would be bad, curiosity got the best of me. A movie that's about a dick that turns into a shark, and it's 3 HOURS LONG? How much material could they have possibly had to fill up 3 whole hours. The answer: None. They could have cut out 2 and a half hou... Continue »

Happy 4th of July, to any of my fellow American citizens on here. Happy 4th to everybody else, too, although I guess it doesn't mean as much to you guys.

Just remember, keep your eyes on the fireworks at all times. Pay no attention to the jerks looting our towns and leaving us all with jack shit. That was a joke about banksters, insurance companies, Walmart, and general Wall Street dickheads, by the way, not Trump.

Everybody likes the first Jurassic Park movie. It was unique at the time, but here we are at the fifth movie, and nobody ever learns from their mistakes. Ever.

The newest movie is "Fallen Kingdom", in which the island with the dinosaurs has a volcano erupting, and it's going to make the dinosaurs extinct. Again. However, we already have those stupid dinosaur-rights protesters trying to save the happy critters from a fiery demise, and apparently, that's enough to get our previous protag... Continue »

If anyone can think of any other movies set on July 3, please post them. Anyway, here's one:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1014144091121168385

https://freebeacon.com/politics/jimmy-fallon-forgets-log-praising-anti-trump-tweet/

Jimmy Fallon Forgets to Log off Before Praising Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet
BY: Alex Griswold
June 25, 2018 10:27 am

NBC "Tonight Show" host Jimmy Fallon deleted a tweet late Sunday night in which he praised himself for a donation to a pro-immigration non-profit intending to troll President Donald Trump.

In a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Fallon expressed regret for... Continue »

Here it is! Sign up, watch documentaries, list documentaries, earn points. Make the Doc. Challenge great again!

https://trashepics.com/post/9/195/

I love watching bad Saw ripe off movies. Please add to this list.

Are You Scared? (2006)
Are You Scared 2 (2009)
Death Tube: Broadcast Murder Show (2010)
Death Tube 2: Broadcast Murder Show (2010)
Nine Dead (2010)
The Tomb (2007)

Similar movies prior to Saw
Beyond the 7th Door (1987)
Cube (1997)
Den (2001)

Yeah, he's a popular guy in the genre. Maybe not so much now, but he was all over the place for the early cinematic decades. The original novel is public domain, so that's why we have so many bastardizations going around, and that's what we're here to talk about.


Currently 34 "Dracula" movies in the db.
https://trashepics.com/media/?category=1&tags=dracula


As you can see, there's a lot of shitty standalone titles, a bunch of Hammer/Universal sequels, and a lot of remakes/adapti... Continue »

Here's a horror anthology that's been on my watchlist for a while, and I found it on amazon prime. It's a rather short tv movie, so it's easy to watch, featuring three segments that are all pretty decent.


The first one is about a guy (Ed Begley Jr.) who restores an old car that was crashed in 1926. He's a bit meticulous about it, and even keeps the same old license place on it. He rides it into town, and things start to seem a lot more like 1926 again...

It's a decent skit that borrows f... Continue »

Today I have started a challenge for myself. As I said in my previous Video Nasties post, I thought it would be fun to watch every Video Nasty. I'm going to do this at a leisurely pace, so I'm not sure how long it will take. I plan on watching everything that's listed in all three Video Nasty sections. I don't know how long it will take me, but I know I'll have fun. That's the point, after all, isn't it?

After I watch a movie or movies for that day, I will reply to this post with what I watch... Continue »

Fuck, I really wanted to do a review for Faces Of Death this month, but how does one go about writing about such a movie? I mean like a presentable review. Not just rambling like what you're about to read. There's no story. Just a bunch of gruesome scenes, some real, some not so real. Scenes with political statements where the narratator chimes in with a little pollution/anti-war preachiness now and then. This movie isn't quite the traumatizing gorefest it's legend would suggest, and probably is... Continue »

I haven't bought anything for the last few months so I decided to splurge out a little, mostly recent horror movies that I have never got around to seeing. Anyway, here is what I picked up;

100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck 2012
Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes 2011
8213: Gacy House 2010
Paranormal Entity 2009
The Borderlands 2013
The Dyatlov Pass Incident 2013
The Taking of Deborah Logan 2014
Blair Witch 2016
Fermat's Room 2007
The Bay 2012
Shadows of the Dead 2004... Continue »

Herschell Gordon Lewis always seemed like a mild-mannered guy. An old fashioned gentleman who always came off rather conservative, despite some of the movies he made. And even the crazier stuff he did was still pretty innocent, at least on some level. However, there was this one. A movie Herschell did in 1969 which I'm still a little baffled by. Linda And Abilene is what's on my mind, today. The only thing HGL did that could be considere... Continue »

I've quit a few jobs because I moved away (I don't have a car, so I can't travel far), but I've never quit a job out of hate or disillusion. I work my ass off over there and people give me shit because I don't have a smile on my face. I'm fucking exhausted, you dickholes! I already have to bike 5+ miles a day for the commute, and I rely on caffeine and energy drinks to make it through the day. People mistake my apathy for anger, and that's what makes me angry. Goddamn customers!

I guess that... Continue »

It's like a Friday The 13th ranking thread but with Halloween films

1. Halloween (1978)
2. Halloween II (1981)
3. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
4. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
5. Halloween III: The Season of The Witch
6. Halloween H20
7. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
8. Halloween: Resurrection
9. Halloween (2007)
10. Halloween II (2009)

H20 is very average, but still the best in a long while. Hope the new one is good.

Surprised that 5 would rank... Continue »

Messiah of Evil is such a beast of a movie, and creepy as hell! Such a great find. Does anyone have some good creepy, atmospheric horror recommendations like it? I am in the mood to watch something creepy

I actually managed to see two films this past week and am even having time to start this thread, a major accomplishment.

Last night I watched the Dementia 13 remake. It's not great but had much better production values than the original. I really liked the location and wish it could've been put to better use. There are a few axe murders and it is set at a castle and there is a death of a little girl years earlier, but nothing else from the original is the same here. This ends up being mai... Continue »

https://movieweb.com/creighton-duke-movie-jason-goes-to-hell-spinoff/

Everyone's favorite Friday The 13th side character from everyone's favorite F13 sequel is getting a proposed spin-off, from everyone's favorite F13 director Adam Marcus, director of Jason Goes To Hell.

To be honest, the article stating that Jason killed Creighton's girlfriend is more backstory than Jason Goes To Hell even gives.

now Im about off in like 21 days
but being the good soul I am, I think perhaps I should throw this out there, I love enriching other ppls lives thats just how I am
Normally with a holiday I go with myself alone, last time was hawaii (though that was with my GF) but normally its alone, now this one is alone, alone to East europe for a month or so.
I was thinking how about one or more of yous joining me, Nicko,Znep,Hairy box (we'll see plenty of those in eastern europe believe me)
All I promis... Continue »

Prologue - Dreamland is dead. David Lochary is dead. Divine is busy and probably not interested in Dreamlandish shenanigans by now, anyway. This is a new day for John Waters' film career, but far from a departure. John Waters isn't done making trash just yet. One more, and then, maybe something normal. Next up is Desperate Living. An insane fairy tale about killer lesbians and other social outcasts, doing what they can to survive in a town... Continue »

Which was the 'better' remake?

My mind has been blank lately. I'm zoning right the fuck out, and I don't have any inspiration for anything. I spent the last few months writing my second book "White Trash Dracula", and that took a lot out of me, but I enjoyed the process. I want to write something else to keep me distracted, but I don't know what.

I have ideas for more stories based on universal monster movies, but I don't want to push the next one until I've got a solid outline, so I'm debating whether or not I should try... Continue »

1. The Evil Dead AKA La Casa (1981)

2. Evil Dead II AKA La Casa 2 (1987)

3. Ghosthouse AKA La Casa 3 (1988)

4. Witchery AKA La Casa 4 (1988)

5. Beyond Darkness AKA La Casa 5 (1990)

6. House II: The Second Story AKA La Casa 6 (1987)

7. The Horror Show AKA La Casa 7 (1989)

The first two and last two aren't even Italian. Evil Dead I and II are classics, of course. Ghosthouse and Wi... Continue »

I still haven't seen this. Have many people here managed to watch it somehow? What did you think?

I'm not sure how to watch it. it reminds me of Radio Free Albemuth in that way, like, they made it years ago and it got stuck in legal limbo somehow.

started this game 196 hours ago https://thehorrorboard.com/game/strategygame.7z (windows 64 only) ~15mb
any gameplay advice I should add/change?

its not fun/that playable ATM, Im just focusing on getting it to work, but should give an idea of approx wgat I'm trying to do
I will be away from the PC for 2 weeks so won't be able to update it any in that time, but will take notes