I like Troma movies. As a teenager, I loved them. A few of them, I still do, I guess. But over the years, the Troma Team got a little old, and I eventually discovered a whole world of B-Horror outside Kaufman and Herz. And honestly, those guys rarely get a hold of anything worth a damn anymore. And that's been true since the early 2000's, with no sign of a change. Sad but true. But there's still plenty of legendary Troma productions/aquisitions that are still worth many a rewatch. The Combat Shocks, the Redneck Zombies, The Blood Sucking Freaks. Movies like that is what keeps their reputation in tact. But then, there's the films of Lloyd Kaufman. Let's talk about Lloyd Kaufman for a minute. Continue »

Klownz is a right daft cunt, there's just no denying his cuntishness. Every pore of his skin exudes cunt juice. Honestly, given a competition between who is more of an actual cunt between a girl's vagina and Klownz it would be Klownz. That's how much of a massive total fucking cunt he is.

But I will say this for the cunt, he did - for a while - have the best horror forum going and I can honestly say that I had the most fun on there than any other site. The cunt seems to be getting a bit... Continue »

This an anthology which I thought since it said "Return of VHS Horror" would be an SOV. But it's not an SOV instead it is filmed to look like an old VHS tape with some tracking here and there. I could be wrong, but it doesn't look like an SOV. But back to the movie itself. It has three parts plus a wrap around story. The movie starts with a teenage girl babysitting her little brother. Her brother wakes up and wa... Continue »

Things. That's exactly what this movie is. A jumbled mess of obtuse things that don't fit together, being forced to co-exist in 85 minutes of sheer avant-garde brilliance. Everything about this movie is a complete enigma. The premise, the purpose, and the pretense of this movie, because it makes NO sense, it serves NO moral, and the biggest mystery is to whether the creators of this film intended to create a mocking masterpiece, or if they just fell completely steam-roller flat. Continue »

"Satanists murder the owner of an experimental "rape clinic" and subject one of her patients to their own sexual perversions."


There are no words to describe how cool as fuck this films title is BUT there are also no words to describe how shit this film is!

I love horror & a big fan of horror so "shit" others wouldn't watch.

This film has no plot, has no credible film makers & i... Continue »

I hope I don't get into trouble for posting this but on IMDb its not only the Horror Board with Lep, and all his other fucking aliases that his dumbass has reporting everybody's posts they put up.

I've posted 5 posts there on the horror board and that fucker has reported every single on but Snowtown/The Snowntown Murders and The Incredible Melting Man he has reported.

But for shits n giggles I posted the Sudical Munchkin video on the The Wizard of Oz board and I even said on my post that I... Continue »

Yeah so this is like preaching to the choir as most of youse kunts seem to get off on all like autopsy footage and that so if it helps, Men Behind the Sun deploys actual real life, well, er, I mean real dead, cadavers, which I'm sure you sick cunts'll agree is all all like happy happy fun time goodness. YAY!

This Chinky flick - wrongly labelled a mondo or horror film in some quarters - is a dramatic reconstruction of events surrounding 731 Squadron, a group of slitty eyed scientists experimen... Continue »

What do you get when you have a exploitation rape revenge flick made by the wonderful filmmakers in Hong Kong. You get a class A Cat III flick. Being that this movie is Chinese and not Japanese, we get uncensorsed nudity too. Not sure how much of the nudity you'd actually WANT to see in this movie, but for all intents and purposes, this is a fantastic sleazy affair. Continue »

Today is a very special day for delinquents like myself. It's an excuse to smoke even more than usual, and I'm already smoking around 4 bowls a day. Maybe I should cut back? Just so I'll still have enough to get blazed for Texas Frightmare Weekend (May 2nd)... but I can make no promises. Continue »

I've been listening to nu metal all week while researching the dark web from the safety of Google. I haven't actually went on it yet because I don't want to watch kid porn, snuff films or feel tempted to order a hit on someones life I can't afford to pay. Anyone ever went on?

Anyway, check this shit out:



There's lots of this shit to be found. Can you think of any horror movies based on it?

Didn't expect much, per the kinda crappy cover on Netflix and not heard a lot about it....but this was a really fun, quite gory zombie movie with actual ideas of its own!

The pacing is excellent throughout and it nicely moves from kind of absurd humor to pretty serious very well. Characters that are well written, some funny Aussie humor and some nice gore thrown in.

Anyway check out this gem if you get a chance! Anyone else seen it?

So CH is a very divisive movie for numerous reasons. Upfront I'm gonna say I haven't (and won't) watch the uncut (ie animal killings) version. Just don't think its necessary or needed...hopefully Ferox may have a animal cresulty free version so I can finally watch that. Needless to say its the Grindhouse 3 disc version that I upgraded to (already had the DVD version). Don't wanna get into that aspect for this review.

So there's something quite unique about CH. I've never watched a movie that... Continue »

What movies do you think have the best gore?

For realism, I like Gateway Meat.

I'll also credit ReGOREgitated Sacrifice for having outstanding gore, even though I'm not a fan of the movie.

For fun gore, I like 100 Tears, Sweatshop and Braindead.

If you're a member of Trash Epics and you don't like drugs and/or alcohol, then you're in the wrong corner of the internet. Continue »

I ask because many news sites feature RSS feeds, which means I can "aggregate" (steal) this news directly from the site, and legally too, mind you. Continue »

Recently, I got cable, with a few months of those premium channels for free. Safe to say, I've been watching a lot of tv.

At the same time, I'm completely aware of how much the idiot box can brainwash you. I guess I've always enjoyed entertainment over anything else, so I let myself get brainwashed.

How much tv do you watch? And what kinda of crap do you tune into?

Where do I begin? There's just so much to like and dislike about this one. It's difficult to form an opinion, or even come up with a fair rating. Firstly, this fifth installment (and semi-remake) of the Terminator franchise is a fun, action-packed movie which does try to give the Terminator fans everything they've wanted since 1991's Terminator 2. Well, it didn't exactly work out that way. Although, I think we can all... Continue »

Ahhh, it’s about time I tacked this movie. This iconic masterpiece. For many years I wanted to see this legendary movie. My love for controversial films had me noticing this flick mentioned time and time again. By this point, I was dabbling with the extreme and notorious, and this movie was always on my radar, but always out of reach. Back when I was in my teens, downloading movies was such a foreign concept to me, and this movie was still banned in Australia. Curse you, damn Aussie censors! C... Continue »

Anyone have any great moments with people getting impaled by arrows? I doubt anyone cal top this, but if you can, I want to see it!



Also, there is the meme where people say "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

Any other good ones?

You know what I hate? Misleading titles. I'm looking at you, Bill Zebub with your flick Jesus Christ Serial Rapist. Shame!
But you know what I love? Movies that are totally not misleading. White Rose Campus: The Everyone Gets Raped, is a very honest title. I know you think I'm making this title up, but I promise you I'm not, it's just Japanese;)



This movie is very much what you see is what you get. On a... Continue »

These days, every social networking site can be implemented in a web site. I don't use these much because I'm not a social enough person, and I'd like to put my focus here obviously. Yet some of them have convenient aspects about them that make them less worthless to us.

I have some image files for social networking icons, and I think it'd be a shame to let them go to waste if they could somehow prove useful to TE, so tell us trash addicts...

What are your thoughts on these "popular" things?
And which do you have accounts for? Continue »

An embalmer is a person who temporarily preserves and beautifies a corpse so that it may be ready for a funeral procession. It is a job I don't think I could ever handle. Despite my love for extreme horror, I am very aware of the differences between what is real and what is fake. I can watch a brutal horror movie without batting an eyelid, but watching a read dead corpse unsettles me. Apart from the natural squeamish reaction to the autopsies and the handling of a dead body, I think I would be overcome with sadness to see what's left of a person with no life left in them. But it is a job that needs to be done, for both hygienic purposes often cultural ones too, and much respect to those who perform this job with much care and attention. Continue »

Looks sick. I can't wait

Oh my fucking God where do we start? First off I will point out this isn't porn The films title refer's to the upcoming film one of the lead characters will be starring in... Hugh 'fucking' Jackman

12 Inches of Dangling Fury is the tale of two sisters (Heather and Puggly), Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, and a BUSTY demon hunter named Aiko Harrada.

Confused? You should be

Basically you have... Continue »

Who plays an instrument?

I play guitar and write songs, but I've been in a dry spell for months. The inspiration just isn't there lately. I'm hoping to buy a new amp so I can bust out my electric guitar for the first time in years...

I remember that thread on the horror board where zed was shredding some tune about yakko, which totally surprised me. And he's a programmer too, which puzzled me even more, but that's beside the point! Continue »