I have a cousin resembling a shorter John Holmes, facially (I've never seen his cock).

My sister looks too much like Wifey from "Wifey's World."

There was one porn I was watching once, I don't know the name of it. It had this one girl whose name I don't know but she was getting all crazy into it. Unfortunately, I had to turn it off. She looked like too much like pictures I'd seen of my mother before I was born.

Not a family member, but I also have a friend who looks like a twin of Richi... Continue »

"After the mysterious death of her mother, a young woman chooses to enter a convent to find out what happened. As soon as the door closes to the nunnery, the nuns start torturing the woman. Also, the woman has to deal with a God-hating archbishop and a lesbian mother superior."

Wow! Hand on heart I think this is contender for the best nunsploitation film! Other favorites are "Killer Nun... Continue »

Come on... out with it! 'Fess up.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-investigating-after-images-of-cloaked-figure-go-viral/

As far as the films of Paul Mossissey go, I only really love two of them. Flesh For Frankenstein and Blood For Dracula. These two mean spirited, 70's exploitation versions of the popular Horror tales include what is most likely the best performance by not only Udo Kier, but Joe Dallesandro as well. They're great. Very entertaining films. But a couple years prior, director, Paul Morrissey made a not-so great film. He actua... Continue »

This probably brought about the end of this couple's relationship, but... I'm sorry, it's still frickin' funny.
https://imgur.com/gallery/C4hJHDX

wait, it's not working... here, this is the URL, I think... you figure it out.
https://imgur.com/gallery/C4hJHDX

I'm trying to think of a good caption. Either "Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the 3.1 second 40 yard dash." or "And there are those who say... he's still accelerating... somewhere out there in the darkness... even... right now.... Continue »

So I've never thought ghost were real I've seen some stuff I could never explain but never thought it was a ghost doing it thou.
To me most of this video looks like fake shit but some of it had me thinking what the hell is that.

There are, sadly, so few scenes in (relatively) modern cinema, in which white people prove that they black, by suddenly becoming Asian. Here is one of those scenes.

Just a brief rundown of my horror watches of the week.

Nightlight (2015)

Don’t let the title fool you, this movie is not about a child with a monster in his closet or a killer nightlight possessed by the spirit of Horace Pinker. Nightlight is the story of some teenage kids who decide to play a nighttime hide and seek game in some woods. Local legend has it that the woods are evil and make people commit suicide, and what better time to play in these woods than... Continue »

From 1969 to 1988, John Waters and Divine had collaborated on 6 filthy features. Towards the beginning of their career, they also made short films, such as Roman Candles, in which the tagline is "A triple projected trash epic". Oh egg man, where can I find those lost short films?

This fucking blew my mind 10/10. Sooooooooo good.

I saw this the other day:

https://vimeo.com/125067926

And the trailer/site leaded me to this:



Remember the dude who did Chopping Mall back in the day? Turns out he is churning out nuff shit... check his IMDB out... its a potential gold mine of amazingly random shit

I thought this would be a neat way to get recs from each other. It's simple just post the last horror movie you watched. I will go first.




Better than I remembered it. 8/10

I can't wait to see this movie. I heard it made two people pass out and one person throw up. It looks like a good body horror film to me. Hopefully it comes out before the end of the year.

As a companion piece to my "What are your issues?" thread https://trashepics.com/post/1/159/ , which focused more on mental hang-ups, this thread is more about physical fuck ups. Continue »

A goddamn legend, if there ever was one... Russ Meyer directed a LOT of sexploitation movies from the late 50s to late 70s, many of which were borderline porn at times, but still retained enough of a loose plot. However, the plots of his movies never mattered one bit, as they were just excuses for him to put voluptuous, big-breasted women on screen, coupled with random acts of violence and sexual exploits. Russ Meyer was a HUGE fan of HUGE breasts, and every single one of his movies features an abundance of great racks.

Surprisingly, his films are hard to find in the states, but I was fortunate enough to score a 19-movie set of his from the UK for only $40, and it's without a doubt the best dvd set of all time. I say this simply because I love tits, and I've never been big on full-blown porn, but that doesn't mean these movies aren't entertaining as fuck. Continue »

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Thought all here would find this funny!

“Dismaland” invites the whole family to Banksy’s dystopian take on Disneyland, “the happiest place on earth.

Visitors are treated to such happy installations as a lifeless Cinderella seen draped from a mangled pumpkin carriage crash surrounded by paparazzi, a creepy grim reaper in bumper car and a woman mauled by a flock of seagulls on a bench."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/21/inside-banksys-creepy-new-exhibit... Continue »

My domestic and financial situation gets more and more fucked by the day. I've had a lot of suicidal thoughts this year, I'm all out of marijuana, and I feel I'm becoming a shell of a human being. I try to distract myself from this shit because believe me, I get it. I know nobody wants to hear this depressing shit, which is why I turn to that handful of movies that always helps me through bad times. Continue »

This is a review I wrote a while ago, right after I frst saw the film, and never shared anywhere. Upon a rewatch yesterday, I was surprised by how well my initial thoughts held up, so here they are. Beware: It's massively pretentious and contains big spoilers. I'll edit this with piccies when I'm less drunk and tired.


It would be highly appropriate if Harmony Korine, after providing the Kids script that exposed the sordid reality of young Gen-Xers, would 2 decades later put a... Continue »

What a crazy coincidence:

Christopher Lee - Born May 27, 1922 (93)
Peter Cushing - Born May 26, 1913 (would be 102)
Vincent Price - Born May 27, 1911 (would be 104) Continue »

I just looked up the difference between sociopath and psychopath, and the traits of a psycho fit me well. However, I love violence, but I don't love *being* violent, and I know myself enough to say I'm not a threat to anyone. I'm a poor man though, so I could never afford therapy or doctors to diagnose me with anything, but honestly, I think that's all bullshit anyway. If I needed a pill to make me think and feel 'normal', how would I possibly be an individual? Continue »

Every great Horror franchise must come to and end. And for Friday The 13th, that would be part 4. "The Final Chapter" arrived in 1984. And a hell of a final chapter it was. The best of the series, some still say. This film had it all. Tits, gruesome kills, Crispin "the dead fuck" Glover. And it was actually pretty scary. But most of all, it gave us Friday The 13th fans closure.... Continue »

I just want to say thanks for joining this glorious garbage dump. And a special thanks to Tromafreak for getting reported a lot in order to spread the word, because the redundancy of his efforts have brought a lot more activity to this site in recent days. Continue »

I don't know if there are anybody that plays video games on here but I thought I would share this anyways.



I never have laughed so hard.

So this is my first attempt at trying to write a review I hope i don't fuck it up and my you tube video can actually be viewed.

Don't go into the house is about a young man played by Dan Grimaldi as Donny Kohler who has abused as a child by his mother in some of the most sickest ways like burning his arms on the stove.
So has he starts growing up he starts having views as he was a child and we'll basically starts hating women which leads him to start killing them in some of the sickest ways.... Continue »