This is a great sequel and I'm sure, like the original, it wil be enjoyed, but not as (much).

Bloody Bloody Bible Camp opens in 1977 at the aptly named Happy Day Bible Camp, where a group of horny teens who just want to have a good time are beautifully slaughtered by Sister Mary Chopper, who makes sure these sexed up miscreants pay for their pre-marital promiscuity and other sinful acts. 7 years later, a new group arrive at the camp, against the warning of the locals and one by one, they all f... Continue »

Let me start off with a brief synopsis of what this mindfuck is about. Not that it'll make any sense. A group of children living on the same block are haunted by a demonic dog named Labby, who takes them on wild rides through hellish dimensions and time periods. Each child's story is told through anthology segments, each one as fucked up as the other. In the first segment, the dog tells a little boy that a demon fetus is living inside his mother, and God has ordered them to kill it. This leads t... Continue »

Updated: I've been adding a lot to this timeline lately, and it now encompasses 60 franchises. Whoa! Continue »

I happen to love Seth Rogen and James Franco. However, I agree that the film was probably a terrible idea in the first place.

If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about... North Korea threatened to bomb movie theaters in USA if "The Interview" got a theatrical release. The theatrical release has been canceled, as well as VOD and DVD releases. Continue »

(Note: This review is not entirely finished. I'll be back to edit and add markups and piccies. Just wanted to churn this out to give y'all some trashy festive reading material. Enjoy!)

You better not shout. You better not cry. You better not pout and I'm telling you why: Because a Christmas porno review is cumming to Trash Epics! Put on your Santa hat, pull a few crackers, ram a candy cane up your arse, hang some mistletoe above your crotch and settle in for some seasonal cheer with extra stuffing! Continue »

Trash Epics is making games now. Using the free Unity 3D game engine, @Ren and @Der will be plotting some video games you can play here on the site, for free.

The long fabled Hobo with a Fence RPG will finally exist: a game where you play as a customizable hobo in a 3D physics-based world, fighting monsters, drinking and doing drugs, banging hookers, and getting AIDS. Continue »

Dustin Mills is a independent horror filmmaker located in Ohio. So his movies have peaked my interest especially Kill That Bitch. Such a great title for a horror movie,IMO. When I found out Dustin Mills store was having a buy one get one free I decided to get some of his movies. And Kill That Bitch is the first one I watched.

Kill That Bitch or as written on the DVD K.T.B. starts off with a woman with scars on... Continue »

Ok, so I haven't posted for a while, and I haven't added anything to the trash wiki, but I have been busy making this...



It's a first attempt at pretty much anything outside of following a tutorial in Blender 3D. It's also my first attempt at adding anything to YT - that's how far behind the times I am...!

Took a couple of weeks to get it this far (and even then it didn't quite turn out how I hoped), but I thought I'd better just get it out th... Continue »

What is joy? Is joy “God?” No, of course not. But then what is it? Is it a thing? Perhaps. But let’s delve further than conjecture and consult the scientists who know everything.

I recently spoke to engineering evolutionary biological guy/science-person, Squeaky McKlean, who said, and I quote, “What is joy? Is joy ‘God?’ No, of course not. But then what is it? Is it a thing? Perhaps. But let’s delve further than conjecture and consult the scientists who know everything….”... Continue »

Who here understands life and death? No one. That’s why I’m here to explain it to you personally.

First comes life, both cuddly, squishy and sandpapery. All two of those three things at once. Then comes the knowledge that you’re not alone, that you’re a part of a system of other similar creatures bearing the same physical make-up that, if you inspect it far enough, is the same right down to the cells, chromosomes, genes and anatomical make-up. The only thing making you different from... Continue »

I merged my Alien, Predator, RoboCop, and Terminator timelines together, and added a few more to create a timeline of the fictional events in some of our favorite retro post-apocalyptic films.

EDIT: This has been merged/moved here https://trashepics.com/dump/page/horror_timeline.php
EDIT EDIT: This has been merged/moved here https://trashepics.com/timeline/

Some of the things these older movies have predicted isn't too far off. Thoughts?

One of my favourite sub genres in horror is rape and revenge. There's just something so inspiring watching a chick who was previously a victim, kick the shit out of the men that assaulted her. Among this sub genre, you'll find classics like;
I Spit on your Grave, Last House on the Left, Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Ms. 45 and I'll Never Die Alone. These excellent movies for the most part follow a... Continue »

From 2003-2005 the trusty, silky voiced, Queen's English BBC produced and released Monkey Dust.

If you haven't heard of it, go and find it at all speed.



A mix of animation styles from various studios, this sick, twisted, and wickedly funny comedy mish-mash knew no bounds. From paedophiles, cancer, suicide, and bestiality, to novice cottaging, telephone waiting queues, twats, and serial killers, no bar was too low, no line to far to cross, and... Continue »

Franck Khalfoun's Maniac (2012) is a remake of the 1980 movie of the same name. Taking place in Los Angeles this time, the overall plot is still very much the same. Socially awkward Frank Zito (Elijah Wood) stalks women, taking his victims' scalps to attach to his mannequins, sending fear throughout the city. Some of the women he stalks are charmed by his somewhat shy behavior. Others are fucking terrified as he follows them, making his intentions of harming them very well known. Continue »

John Wick (2014), starring Keanu Reeves as a the titular character, grieving his late wife. Before her death, however, she left him a lovely little puppy as a parting gift, which he quickly grew to love. However, home invasion and robbery result in a second loss for poor John Wick. This time, he wants some good old-fashioned revenge. Against the mafia.

Everyone loves a good revenge movie, because it gives you a clearcut villain that you root against, and you want to see suffer. It's sadistic, formulaic violence, and its justified. Using my magical computer voodoo, I'll filter a list to reflect the best revenge movies (in some way or another)... on Trash Epics! Which means this list means shit all, so let's have fun with it.

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View the Best Revenge Movies list
https://trashepics.com/media/?category=1&sort=value&tags=revenge
and be sure to influence this list with your vote, and suggest more essential bad-ass revenge movies for us all to watch.

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Also known as Left for Dead. The movie starts off with fraternity brothers in masks chasing another guy. When they catch him they start pushing him around and then someone pushes him on a rock. Everyone gets scared and decides to leave him there without knowing if he is dead or not. And then a year later the fraternity brothers start getting picked off one by one.

Devil's Night is supposed to be a throwback to 80s slashers or at least that... Continue »

Cap's back! And this time his helmet has wings!

This 1979 TV movie sequel reteams Reb Brown's Cap with Len Birman's Dr Mills, as they fight muggers and international terrorists.


After some foreshadowing shots of lots of people throwing frisbees at the beach, we see artist Steve Rogers painting portraits for the elderly. It turns out that these codgers (it should be pointed out here that if the writers had kept the orginal Cap origin there would... Continue »

So I watched this movie again the other night. But it felt like for the first because Scorpion released it to Blu-ray restored. Before it was dark and I could hardly make anything out. To All a Goodnight(1980) is a typical Christmas slasher. It's directed by David Hess of all people, but there isn't any rape scenes in this slasher.

The film starts off with a heading Calvins Finishing... Continue »

For two decades after Day of the Dead, George Romero didn't do any new movies with zombies. I'm not sure if that was because Day of the Dead didn't get great initial reviews or if he was just burned out on zombies. Maybe it was a combination of both. But when it was announced that Romero would be doing a new zombie movie called Land of the Dead (2005), I was very excited. By that point, I knew the first three films very well. Being able to finally see one in theaters meant a lot to me back then and it still does.

With a cast made up of people like Dennis Hopper (Blue Velvet), John Leguizamo (Summer of Sam), Asia Argento (Demons 2), and Robert Joy (The Dark Half), Land of the Dead is a welcome entry to the Dead series. Set apart from the others by many years, it still manages to bring some of that charm that the first three movies contained inside a modern environment. Was it as impressive as the first three movies, especially Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead? Not quite, even with a big company name like Universal behind it. But it wasn't bad either, coming from a guy who hadn't touched zombie movies for twenty years.

So quit picking your nose and join me for another... Reviews with Ballz! Continue »

If Dawn of the Dead was an upgrade of Night of the Living Dead, then George Romero's Day of the Dead (1985) was an upgrade to zombie genre as a whole. Even better make-up for the zombies and better gore effects? Check. A polished score by John Harrison that never feels out of place? Check. A great cast of characters who all grow on you in one way or another (yes, that includes this movie's main and, well, only living female character, unlike those two before...)? Check. This movie has it all and that's despite having its budget chopped in half, forcing Romero to change much of his original script to fit the lower budget, keeping only some of the characters and the basic ideas of the original script.

This was the first Romero movie I actually owned, having blind bought it on VHS in a store at the mall, and much like the previous two movies, it had me hooked from the start, despite my young self being completely fucking horrified by the amount of gore in the movie. Seriously, after seeing this movie enough times, it caused me to become almost completely desensitized to gore in other movies. But even before I knew as much about the Dead movies as I do now, I knew that this was a movie much better polished and better put together than its predecessors. Starring Joe Pilato (Wishmaster), Richard Liberty (The Crazies), Gary Klar (Miami Blues), John Amplas (Martin), Taso Stavrakis (Knightriders), and a bunch of other cool people who I don't recognize from anything else, this movie wasn't received very well when it came out, but in more recent times, things have changed for it.

Try not to "choke on 'em" while you read this entry of... Reviews with Ballz! Continue »

George Romero's Dawn of the Dead (1978) was released exactly ten years after his first zombie masterpiece, Night of the Living Dead. In many ways, it's an upgrade of the first movie. It's in color, there's a lot more violence, the locations are grander, and the music is now a combination of stock music and music recorded by Italian progressive rock band Goblin, who were brought in by the movie's producer, Italian horror director Dario Argento. When I first saw Dawn of the Dead around 2000 or so, I didn't even realize that it was a sequel to anything, but I knew from the first moments of the movie inside of the television studio that I was watching a movie that was going to be nothing like anything I'd ever seen before. The music alone told me that. And it only got even better from there.

Starring Ken Foree (From Beyond), Scott Reiniger (Knightriders), Gaylen Ross (Madman), and David Emge (Basket Case 2), with Tom Savini (From Dusk Till Dawn, who also did the special effects in this), John Amplas (Martin), and Taso Stavrakis (Knightriders) in small roles, it's the ultimate zombie movie. With its greyish blue zombies, pink blood, and shopping mall setting, Dawn of the Dead has quite possibly left behind an even bigger footprint in the history of zombie movies than its predecessor, again showing just what can be accomplished on a low budget and again proving that back then, George Romero knew exactly how to make his zombie movies stand out from the rest of the zombie movies that were cropping up during that time.

Stock up on your lighter fluid and Spam and get ready for another... Reviews with Ballz! Continue »

In wanting to do something special on Trash Epics for October, I've decided to write a four-part series of reviews, which will cover the first four movies of George Romero's Dead series: Night of the Living Dead (1968), Dawn of the Dead (1978), Day of the Dead (1985), and Land of the Dead (2005). I'm skipping Diary of the Dead (2007) and Survival of the Dead (2009), both because they kind of reboot the series and because no one cares much about them anyway. And I'm not going to beat around the bush here: I love this series. It's easily my favorite horror series and these reviews will most certainly reflect that.

Night of the Living Dead is, appropriately, the first movie that I saw in the Dead series. I only have a few vague memories of that first time, but I do very clearly remember being frightened by it and I'd say for good reason. A cemetery, a farmhouse, no vehicle to get away in, no way to contact anyone for help, and the recently deceased wandering around, pursuing and attacking anyone who's still alive. All perfect, classic, horror movie elements, elements that have been inspiring, ripped off, and spoofed many times since, because Night of the Living Dead is, for good reason, considered the beginning of what people now think of as your typical zombie.

Grab a gun, board up your doors and windows, and join me for another... Reviews with Ballz! Continue »

In honor of autumn, I figured it would be fitting to do some seasonal content. For most of us, seasonal content means horror movies. I spent the past few weeks trying to come up with a list of the best Halloween films... but I couldn't. I'm terrible at making lists, which is why I took another approach...

I have tweaked the media search to sort by ratings now. What this means is that we can make definitive Trash Epics lists just by voting and filtering by a keyword. For example, I present to you a list we an all influence:

The Greatest Halloween Movies Ever
https://trashepics.com/media/?category=1&limit=31&sort=value&tags=halloween
(according to us)

Moderators can add as many titles as they wish. All you gotta do is vote, because we wont have a damn weighted system like IMDB. Continue »

When most horror fans think of cannibal movies, they probably think of the ones that came out of Italy during the 1970's and 1980's, particularly those by Ruggero Deodato. But Antonia Bird's Ravenous (1999) has nothing to do with Italy and their cannibal movies, besides the fact that it's also a cannibal movie. I wouldn't even call it inspired by those. It's nowhere near as gory, though it's still quite bloody.

Featuring Guy Pearce (Memento), Robert Carlyle (28 Weeks Later), Jeffrey Jones (Ferris Bueller's Day Off), and David Arquette (Scream series), Ravenous goes back into the 1800's and seemingly taking inspiration from the Donner Party, proceeds to explore just what kind of lengths men will go to when they need to survive in the wilderness.

So grab a severed arm or leg to snack on and join me for another... Reviews with Ballz! Continue »