Do you guys think I'm fat? Here's a picture of me. Do I look fat in this picture? Or is it just the picture? Or is it me? Am I a big fat fatty? Am I lousy? Do I have a purpose in life? Do I disgust you?

Okay, so here's a picture of me. I'm gross, I know it. But, am I liveable? Like, should I keep living? Or am I just a big fat disgusting turd-tard? Am I extra ordinary in my shitty ways? Like, I want to be a half-turtle/half-man. Is that awful? Am I fat? Do you think I'm fat?

I sometimes pl... Continue »

I can't afford anything. I have no outstanding debts to anyone, I don't have a car, insurance, medical coverage, school bills, nothing. I only buy the cheapest foods, and the cheapest toiletries. I work as many hours as I can during the week, usually 30 to 40 if I'm lucky. I never buy anything for myself anymore. I can barely afford rent.

How do you guys do it? I need help.

Repost of my imdb thread - Thar be some spoiler below matey's

Let me preface this by saying I haven't read Barker since he went more fantasy than horror, though I really liked his earlier stuff.

So, the epic battle of Pinhead vs Harry D'Armour...a long time in the making and touted as a story which was gonna be the final hellraiser movie.

I'll start off with saying that I was very disappointed in this, for a few reasons.

It was more fantasy than horror (apart from an amazing openi... Continue »

I know it's a forum that many horror boarders used, and I know there's a lot of drama regarding bad moderation there. Wasn't klownz a head honcho over there? How does something like that go south?

Share your thoughts, so we can be constructive and make sure that shit wont happen here.

A low budget horror comedy film that’s set on Halloween (is there any better time of year to set a horror film?), that also happens to be a real gem. Written and directed by Jeremy Saulnier, it’s a clever mix of horror and comedy with a butt ton of Halloween imagery and critiques the pretentious urban artists and hipster types.

The film opens with various shots of Halloween decorations, jack-o-la... Continue »

Okay fookers here is a pretty cool horror comic about killer pumpkin stuff... i don't know bo diddley squat about comics or pumpkins but i read issue one & its the dogz nuts!

Issue 2 is now crowd funding on kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bloodandgourd/blood-and-gourd-issue-2-escape-from-henderson-farm

If you are into comics give this one a butchers!

Skeelo reviewed issue one & interviewed the mak... Continue »

Love rare horror films & exploitation? I have plenty of spare invites for CG. If anyone wants one, just give me a shout... if you join though don't "hit & run" its a torrent site so you have to seed or your account will get deleted & the admins over there take away invite privileges from people who invite to many cheating bastards.

The films of Chris Seaver are for loving or for hating only. I doubt there's anyone out there who thinks his films are "just okay", or "kinda dumb". This guy will leave an impression one way or the other. And in the world of micro-budget filmmaking, that's quite rare, especially these days. The first Sevaer flick I ever saw was Terror At Blood Fart Lake. For years, I had heard about an earlier movie of his, Mulva Z... Continue »

Endure a stint in prison.

This is Giuseppe Andrews -

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As a personal challenge to myself, I've decided to have Bill Cosby Week. You can probably guess that this challenge is about watching as many cinematic rapes as possible. How nasty or disturbing the movie is has no bearing here. Bill Cosby Week is purely about quantity of rapes. So, pinku, Cat III and roughies are the order of the day.

This is a terrible week for me to undertake such an endeavour, both timewise and emotionally. Which is why I'm doing it now. It seems appropriate. This... Continue »

Anyone here a nerd like me and collect these things? There's a lot of cool ones out there and you can find them online or at stores like Barnes & Noble.

Here's my collection thus far:


I still need Gill-man, the Bride of Frankenstein, and the Phantom (from the Opera, duh!) to complete my Universal Monsters collection.

https://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/damn_cyborg/reaction_terminator... Continue »

I made it out of my pee.
It is cardamom and pear mead. The flavor has been enriched by local honey produced by bees who pollinate a pasture of crimson clover. Its floral notes of lavendar and lily are tempered by a leathery base with an aroma of walnut. My partner and I aged it for a year and a half and feel ready to share it. We haven't filtered its dregs (rather, we've stirred them daily), nor did we strain its ingredients. We have, however, scraped the layer of mold from atop it.

Again, I... Continue »

This movie is a real treat and damn expensive to import. And the only available DVD's are bootlegs. You can't even find it online. Check out trailer:



Anyway I'm going to upload it to Youtube (if I can). It'll only be for a short while and I'll take it down again, but if anybody wants a link I'll send it (if it uploads and works. I'm new to this).

It's a good movie. Acting sucks but the rest is sweet

Back in the day, me and @damn_cyborg would write a shit-ton of stupid stories about two impossibly inept police officers Morin and Haze. Recently, we reminisced about these shitty characters and decided to continue their incompetent adventures. Here's a story I wrote today. Continue »

As trash fans, we all dig trashy flicks. Low budget, offensive and underground. This right here, is not a trashy flick, but fuck me if it wasn't an awesome movie, so I'm going to do a write up anyway. It may not be low budget or underground, but its message could be interpreted as quite offensive, but that depends on how you look at it.

Andrew Niemen is a first year student at a very established musical University in New York. He’s into jazz music, and aspires to be one of the great jazz mu... Continue »

The only horror film set on the holiday I know of off hand is Uncle Sam (1996), which I'm planning to watch later this week. Any of you trash epicers have any to recommend?

I don't feel that a review is even really necessary here. Why review something that's perfect? After reading those two sentences, you should already be looking for a way to watch it if you've never seen it before. Or if you disagree with my opinion at all, because you clearly have poor tastes in movies.

Despite what I just said, let's go into just what makes 'Maximum Overdrive' such a great, perfect movie anyway. Directed by Stephen King during his cokehead days? Check. We all know drugs make... Continue »

Anthology TV shows aren't anything new, they've been around for a while. They're great for the networks because of their non-serial format; they can air whatever episodes whenever they want really. They're also great for viewers because they don't require a lot of investment. A lot of time we might just stumble upon them channel surfing and decide: "Hey, I guess I'll watch this." We do... Continue »

Halloween Returns. It invokes the thought of another bad sequel. Halloween Re...surrection? Yup. That's the one.

But hey, I can't complain. We get not one, but two Halloween movies next year. (Rob Zombie's 31 should be interesting.) I'm obsessed.

I read recently where pig female vaginas are all swirly inside to accomodate the corkscrew shaped male pig boner. So if you fuck a pig, it would break your straight human dick in a bunch of different directions. The lesson is, try to keep your cool and don't fuck pigs.

AND, of all of the people who have fucked pigs in their lives... I just want to know, who among them has gone on to do something great? Who is the best human pig fucker? I'm sure someone has fucked a pig then has had a life tha... Continue »

All of my adult life, I have lived with a woman as a life-partner, lover, spouse, what-have-you. That's right, all of the weird shit you've seen me post through the years, there's been a woman next to me.

This week my chick-person-who-I-own is away to participate in a wedding ceremony for one of her friends. I stayed home to work. I hadn't anticipated a lax schedule, so now I'm just sitting around, jackin' it.

On one hand, I feel like a teenager whose parents have left me alone for the fir... Continue »

I give the movie a 3/5.
I give this video a 5/5.

Hey guys. Good to be back. I had a shit load of computer issues of late and spent most of forum time working on my blog. But I'm back up and running :)

Anyway I watched Dark Angel: The Ascent again tonight and it still holds up as a low budget gem from Full Moon. The gore is cheap and charming and the lead actress is stunning. Has anybody else seen it?

I finally picked this up. Going to watch it tonight. I've wanted to see it for so long but it was always so damn expensive to import. But I finally bit the bullet and paid haha