It depicts black people as slaves, and that offends me.

They should also ban every movie with predominantly white casts for not being diverse enough. Those movies are the worst.

She's by far my favorite horror actress. There's just something about her. Beyond her looks and bodacious bod, I think she's got a sexy voice. Plus she stars in a lot of fun B-movie crap that I love. I'm thinking of going on a Linnea Q movie binge and filling in the gaps in her resume that I've missed after seeing Jack-O (1995) for the first time last night where she plays a fairly substantial role.

Here's the films I've seen her in, from bigger roles to brief parts:

Don't Go Near the Par... Continue »

Okay, I'm totally drunk, and he will probably kill me, but box if you don't like this post I give you full permission to delete it!

Okay that being said, @Box_A_Hair has three amazing books to read. He is an amazing author, and his stories are the perfect trash! Give them a chance, and tell box how much you love him.

I prefer his second book, but his third book is amazing, and gory and if you love horror, trash, and just pure craziness at points go read his books!

Box has made and incredib... Continue »

What's Steven Spielberg been up to all these years? Nothing I can remember, that's what. I guess like many of us jaded cinemaniacs, he's been nostalgic for the 80s.

The movie is based on a book, so I can't be sure how it compares, because really... this movie is a visual feast for the eyes, and then you have all the characters and titles it references, and we all know what that leads to...

Yes, rights issues! I'm sure this movie was a mindfuck for producers on how to acquire certain... Continue »

Noticed that was on Amazon Prime the other day and thought I'd watch it out of curiosity, and damned if that wasn't actually pretty good! Not quite good enough to do a review for, but good enough to deserve a little praise from someone who hated it before it was even made. I'm not exactly open minded when it comes to this kind of thing, but still know when I'm enjoying a movie. Child's Play '19 doesn't try to be the original or step on the toes of the original series in the least. Very much it's... Continue »

There have been plenty of people who get famous for awhile, and my reaction to their fame is just "WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Like, why the hell is this person famous? Who decided that my existence must be saturated with this person's face and retarded quotes every day? What the hell is wrong with the world? I think I did a thread about this once, a long time ago, on the IMDB board.... I started thinking about this once when, within a very short period of time, I was subjected to multiple magazine... Continue »

What I'm referring to is the 4th direct sequel to the original... yeah, this continuity is fucked. People describe this series as a "choose your own adventure" franchise because there's such a lack of continuity. Everyone reveres the original so much that none of the sequels ever count. Fucking ever!

Even after this movie, they did a prequel to the original, and the next movie will be another direct sequel to the original. Even if a movie does something right, it'll be forgotten by the next mov... Continue »

Oh, what a time we live in... Halloween had its 40th anniversary 2 years ago, and the next entry is slated for October of this year. Will it happen, though? I've heard doubts in recent months, but I'm trying to be optimistic because why the fuck wouldn't they release it? Nothing else is lined up, so it's sure to be a box office hit if Corona doesn't kill all expectations.

It's always been a surreal place to be in when a new Halloween movie is close to coming out and yet there are so few details... Continue »

When I think back on the 80's, shot-on-video Horror movies isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind. Maybe I was a bit too young to delve deep enough during the heyday, but come '93 or '94, I discovered a little movie called Blood Lake, which, as we all know, is from the 80's. A time when it was considered normal, dare I say common, for someone to choose some SOV Horror whilst movie-renting on a Friday night. I don't remember that but that'... Continue »

I've been chugging the rum, so my mind can't do anything other than zone out to slashers today. Maybe ramble on about them too, but here we go...

First, it was his mother. Then, it was the man himself in a potato sack. Then, he killed, he killed again, then he didn't kill... and then he became a zombie. I'm not sure what the producers were thinking, but somehow... it worked. They decided to revive the years old corpse in a Frankenstein manner, and voila. Enter zombie Jason.

The director... Continue »

Kevin Bacon reteams with Stir of Echoes director David Koepp for a weird psychological thriller about a family that moves into a country house that quickly starts to drive Kevin Bacon crazy.

With that said, the setup has Kevin Bacon (61) married to Amanda Seyfried (34). They play on the age difference a bit and he gets jealous of her acting career and thinks she's cheating on him with other men her own age. They do have a kid together though, and that's what keeps him sane about the whole thing... Continue »

If anyone here has heard of the creepypasta Ben Drowned, there's a YouTuber named Nexpo that just made a movie version of it for the 10th anniversary of the creepypasta. If you haven't heard of it, it's the story of a guy who finds a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask at a yard sale. As he plays the game, he realizes there is something seriously fucked up with the version he is playing. I think it's the best-haunted gaming creepypasta out there.

The original creator of Ben Drowned go... Continue »

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Okay so I apologize for any confusion in my previous post.

JUNE 2020 SLASHER CHALLENGE!!!!!

This challenge begins June 1st at midnight and will end on July 1st at midnight. ANY SLASHER MOVIE COUNTS. I'm not just limiting it to camp movies.

There are a few ways to earn points.
2pts if it is a FTV
1pt for each kill. It has to be by the killer!
1pt per slasher watched



*1 pt per slasher watched no matter what. If it is your FTV yo... Continue »

Clouds look like little fluffy bunnies, but you can't pet them . Can't shoot the bastards either.

Hey, Miracle Mile is on Demand! I like that movie a lot. I don't see any comments about it here, but I'm sure we've talked about it before.... maybe in the shout box? Anyway, the idea of the movie is that a guy at an all night coffee shop answers a wrong number phone call at a phone booth outside the coffee shop, and is basically told that a nuclear war is about to begin, in a matter of minutes. I'll include a link to that scene, down below... He goes inside and tells the people in the coffe... Continue »

There are a lot of theories on what is racist and what isn't. Or who is the most racist and who might have a right to be. I'm not here to attempt to clear up anything for anybody, as this subject isn't my area of expertise, and not a subject I find all that entertaining. Although when it comes to comedy, all bets are off for me. There are plenty of dark subjects that CAN be funny. Not always, and especially if not timed all that great, but it's a thi... Continue »

About a man getting his gooch licked?

Anybody ever read this? There must be a Poul Anderson fan or two in here. Anyone? Anyone? That is the correct spelling of his first name, by the way, P O U L. Notice that O is at the opposite side of the keyboard from A, soooo that's not a typo. I think the name might be Danish.

Anyway, the story is sort of a cross between the movie The Legacy (1978) and the TV show Survivor. The book I'm talking about came out a long time ago, in the late 70s or early 80s. It's about a bunch of people... Continue »

Anyone seen this? It's based on Henry Lee Lucas and was made, as far as I know, shortly before Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.

Unlike the 1986 John McNaughton film, Confessions changes the names of everyone involved. So instead of Henry, we have Daniel and instead of Otis, we have Moon.

Even for someone familiar with the real life crimes, Confessions has plenty to offer and despite the fact that it pulls from the same source material, it goes in a completely different direction than Hen... Continue »

The slasher genre was at its peak in the early 80s, but not every one of these movies was breaking new ground. Sometimes, they overanalyzed their predecessors to make a product based on the formula and it didn't always work out. So what about Prom Night then? Where does it fit in?

Two years after Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis was still a go-to option in the genre. If she's in the movie, it can't possibly be bad, right? Well... I'll be honest. I like Prom Night. Truth be told, it really isn't a gr... Continue »

I started my genre obsession with slashers because they were realistic. Sequels aside. They all started off as somewhat plausible concepts, so that's how I was able to access the genre from a point of realism.

I haven't seen a great slasher in a long time, so I feel that they're not as relevant as they once were, but I still get excited when the old ones make a modern reprise. I'm ready to cum blood for Halloween Kills.
How do you feel about slashers over the years?

It's been a while since I watched this, but when in Rome^{Amazon Prime}...

This was a surpringly decent rewatch. A few college freshmen pull a New Years prank on some nerd so that he thinks he's going to make it with a hot woman, but it ends up being a gutted corpse from the med lab. That's funny, right? So the guy loses his mind and is sent to the looney bin.

Three years later on yet another New Year's Eve, the same group of med students are celebrating with a late-night party... Continue »

I like this story. I am pretty sure it was based on the Winston Niles Rumfoord character, in the Kurt Vonnegut book "The Sirens of Titan." That would make this story sort of a cousin or sibling of Watchmen, because the Dr. Manhattan character was also based on Winston Niles Rumfoord.

Anyway, this is an interesting story, but it has sort of a complicated style. I think it's worth spending time figuring it out. The basic idea is the a guy who had trained as an astronaut is hired for a time... Continue »

Hey guys, I hope you had a wonderful May. This challenge is fun, and I will definitely bring it back next year! The slasher cahllenge is now underway, if you haven't joined, then come on! What are you waiting for. Slashers are awesome, and their are tons out there. But before we get well into the month, here is the results for the liteary challenge.


Snowy_Owl:103
Bambithedeer: 93
Box_a_Hair: 51
Der_Table: 51

Ballz: 36
Tromafreak: 4
ZombieCPA: 3
Markus-san: 1
OnyxHades: 0

I hope everyone had