Everybody ought to know by now that Spike Lee is the one of the most racist directors of all time. Somehow, his movies always end up alright in spite of his awful and ironic sentiments, and this movie is no exception. It's actually kind of funny for the most part, because everybody likes to laugh at white supremacists. Especially when they're all dumb rednecks, which is exactly how Spike Lee views every white person.

John David Washington sports a killer afro and sounds exactly like his father.... Continue »

I don't have a terribly high opinion of Full Moon. I love the idea, but I haven't seen many that I would call great. They're known for Puppetmaster, right? And that one was pretty mediocre, so naturally, they had to make an excessive amount of sequels and spin-offs. Here's another. Demonic Toys.

Right off the bat, I notice a standout in the credits. David S. Goyer wrote this film before he was writing A-list movies, and because of this, the movie isn't terrible. By Full Moon standards, it's pre... Continue »

I started thinking about this after I posted something here about the SNL recurring skit, The Californians. Los Angeles is, of course, massively over-represented in pop culture. There is basically no escaping it. Probably more than half of all movies released in many, many, many given years are filmed there, at least partly, and are often set there. That sucks, of course.... it would be nice if more of an effort were made to spread things out, and film movies in more major cities in the US,... Continue »

I know I repeat myself here sometimes, I think I might be doing it now... sorry. Anyway, I am watching Terminator: Genisys again, and I was just thinking about something John Connor says. He mentions something called the Nacogdoches Offensive, which sounds like some kind of post-apocalypse battle by the resistance against Skynet in the 20-teens or 2020s in the original Terminator timeline.

I was just thinking, I bet they mentioned that particular location because it was where a lot of the d... Continue »

So someone asked me post my thoughts about this movie. It's one I picked up in a Goodwill haul.
Overall, it was pretty good. (6/10)
As a psychological thriller, it worked really well. The basic plot is a fairly common one among horror/thrillers: a family/group move into a house that belonged to another family, and one of the family members goes coocoo for Coco-Puffs.
The Wendigo itself was really more of an afterthought. And I don't think it really existed. It was just an old story that came... Continue »

Have any of you seen this movie? It's an East German children's movie. Never heard of it until I saw it on some list of scariest movies. The dwarf is pretty freaky. I can see how he would scar young children.
And it's actually a really good movie, too. IMDB tating is 7.0, which is what I gave it as well.
If you haven't seen it, go check it out. Here is the YouTube link: https://youtu.be/WhVFcy4ZMIg
It's 71 minutes of good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

I keep thinking of this classic scene from Creepshow, ever since HH died. Anyone else have a favorite HH scene from anything?? Maybe from Capricorn One, or The Firm, or something else from Creepshow...?

HBO Max and facebook have been shoving this down my throat, so I figured I'd give it a whirl. Denzel plays a cop who basically ruined his life on his previous case because he got too invested. Somehow or another, he gets roped into a serial killer case, teams up with Rami Malek, and you can watch the rest to see how it unfolds.

My thoughts? It's well made, but that doesn't mean it's great. It's certainly not bad, so I guess I'd say it just is. I think a lot of these detective crime stori... Continue »

I like the idea of David Ayer more than I like some of his movies. He's a hard-hitter who loves to add the grit into mainstream cinema, and if I had to give a reason I'm not fully onboard with him, it's Suicide Squad. Pure shit, and after a streak of decent movies. Bright was okay in an awkward way, but he's finally hit his stride again, and despite its low rating, this movie ain't bad.

All you need to know is this is a Los Angeles crime movie and you'll know what to expect. It's not original,... Continue »

Wrapping up my bout with site styles, I've decided to remove a few of the less noteworthy ones and replace the 'bland' theme with something more appropriate.

Check out the new 'Retro' theme (in light and dark modes) and you'll find yourself somewhere you hoped you'd never see again. A place both familiar and nauseating.

Why do I do these things? Somebody shoot me now.

Is anyone else a fan of these? This one always cracks me up. If you start searching Youtube for keywords like fewdio, daywalt, and cowmaster studios, you can find many more, and if you click on come of them eventually Youtube should start recommending similar stuff to you on its own.

Bear with me if I ramble, because I'm drunk and high and caffeinated and snowed in. This place has been pretty stoic lately, so I need to assure people that the world isn't dead. Not yet.

Nobody knows what to do or what to think lately. The world is in a stasis as it waits to get back into motion, and we can all point the finger or procastinate, but why not dwell on garbage and filth? That's what I would do. That's what Indy would do. Continue »

You're probably asking yourself, "Who gives a fuck about these themes?"

I do, you stupid son of a bitch. Try 'em out in light and dark modes. A few more backgrounds, sound effects, and minor adjustments and I'll be done with all of this shit. Maybe.

You guys, we have definitely talked about this here before, but I don't see it here. Maybe it was in the shout box... anyway, this is a really funny old episode of South Park, and you can see that it was inspired by Pet Sematary, the short story The Monkey's Paw, and maybe a little The Beast Within (the book, by Edward Levy, not really the movie). It takes a while to get everything set up, but the last... the last third or so is really good. Cartman is sort of an evil mastermind in this, as he... Continue »

Maybe some of us here are already aware of this. This guy on Twitter has been splicing Barbara Crampton's face onto women in various movies. If you scroll down, you can view a lot of them. Barbara has retweeted some of them herself, she knows what he's doing. Anyway, sometimes they're funny, sometimes they are entertaining in other ways, but Barbara is always beautiful of course.
https://twitter.com/abnerpastoll

Hey, has anybody seen this? I saw it a few days ago, and I think I need to watch it again. I mostly liked it, but I am not sure if I'm understanding what happens. I think it might be giving the audience credit for having brains, so we have to figure a few things out for ourselves... I %$^&*?#@!ing hate it when movies do that. Seriously, I mostly do like it, but I am unclear on a few things. Spoilers follow...
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It seems like there are at least two possessions happening at... Continue »

This is what I've bought recently, over the past month.

Edge of the Axe (Blu-ray)
Eyes of My Mother (Blu-ray)
The Neon Demon (Blu-ray)
Willow Creek (Blu-ray)
The Prowler (Blu-ray)
Nightwing/Shadow of the Hawk double feature (Blu-ray)
Castle of Evil (DVD)
The Kiss (DVD)

Also got The King of Queens complete series on Blu-ray. Not horror but I always liked this show.

And I'm sick of the "news" trying to convince me otherwise.

I'm not doing a full review. I just wanted to mention that I'm wondering if the Frank Doubleday character called Romero was an inspiration for Sting's character Feyd Rautha, in Dune (1984). They kind of move the same way, sometimes, and have comparably weird hair... actually, now that I'm thinking about this, he could have inspired the awesome Brad Dourif character Piter De Vries to some extent, too.

Frank Doubleday's character Romero in EfNY:
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Holy crap. Where has this been, all my life?!? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_VelociPastor

Have we talked about this here before? I saw people talking about it somewhere not too long ago... it could have been on Twitter.

Anyway, as totally retarded as this movie is, it's actually pretty entertaining. Here is its IMDB page: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111361/

Denise Richards should have won some kind of award, for consistently acting like she took this seriously. She really appeared to be absoutely deadpan, in earnest, and not kidding around at all... it reminds me a little o... Continue »

Cuz markus said the Alien theme would be better dark and I agree. In fact, I think a lot of this site would be better with a dark mode, so I revamped the themes I just revamped with dark mode compatibility.

Refresh your page if you haven't already, then check your dropdown menu for the Dark Mode toggle setting. Note that I've only tested the movie-based themes, but give it a whirl and tell me what you think (try desktop view as well as mobile/resizing).

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That's right, Butt Boy.

After receiving a rectal examination, Chip, who looks just like a chubby Tom Green, quickly develops an obsession with sticking objects up his butt. He starts small, but the objects keep getting bigger. Soon he moves on to living things. Before long, kids are disappearing. A detective, who Chip happens to sponsor in AA, begins to suspect that the kids are disappearing up Chip's butt.

I don't want to give away what happens, but things just get crazier and crazier. But he... Continue »

I forgot I made this, so I finally finished it. Accessible in the header bar or home page, may require refresh. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.