Today is Australia Day https://trashepics.com/wiki/Australia_Day . If you don't know what that is, you're in good company, cuz nobody on earth knows much about Australia. I google maps'ed it once and I saw a lot of desert. Mad Max ain't kidding. Also, there are apparently areas where spiders are the rulers and we humans don't dare enter.



Then you have the crocodile hunter, the crocodile dundee, shrimps on barbies, crocodiles, hunters, dundees, an... Continue »

An ex-star running back returns from Vietnam.

He was kicked out of the service for a scuffle which wasn't his fault, and is on the streets looking for work.
Wandering into a kitchen looking for a bite, he unexpectedly runs into a former (college) rival, owner of a 5-star restaurant.
The old acquaintance offers him work as an assassin, but Johnny turns him down.
After his "friend's" father is killed by rival dealers, he reconsiders his answer, due to a semi-romantic subplot.
The racial hin... Continue »

Maybe it's just me, but I see nothing wrong with making a movie with a below average run time. It can even make the experience much more bearable. Not every movie needs to be 90 plus minutes. If you've seen the half assed first sequel to legendary 80's Slasher, Slient Night Deadly Night, then, you know what I'm getting at, here. Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 absolutely did not need to happen. Even if good ideas... Continue »

I've wanted to write something om a Bill Zebub film for a while, but very few words came to me. In fact, I couldn't even decide on which one to write about. Do I write about the one where Christianity is shat upon? Or what about the one where the guy gets a bunch of ants stuck in his dick? But then, there's the racist one. Actually, most of his movies are pretty racist. I honestly can't decid... Continue »

For those who haven't seen this it's definitely worth the watch.
Extremely B rated but I literally laughed my ass off thru the whole movie.
I'am not going to do a review on it for two reasons, one I fucking can't write reviews for shit and the second reason is that Troma hit his review on it perfect on IMBd and on this site.
Anyways it's hilarious and has some decent kill scenes.
Classic kill scene here.

Damn, I love this movie. It's a hilarious take on superheroes in which a down and out loser (Rainn Wilson) decides to become a superhero: the Crimson Bolt!

However, this movie is grounded in reality, so he has no powers. In fact, he really sucks at being a hero! He just sits behind dumpsters waiting for crime to happen, and if he's lucky, he'll catch someone selling pot, or some other trivial crime, and gets carried away with the punishment. For example, someone cut in line, and he beat their face in with a wrench! Continue »

I know musicals tend to be loved or hated by most, and while I'm not a huge fan, some of my favorite movies just happen to be musicals.

A small list of musicals in our database: https://trashepics.com/media/?tags=musical&limit=20&sort=value Continue »

I'd just like to start off by saying that this movie gets me super hard, and always has. Especially when I saw it for the first time as a teenager. That was a fun one. While this erotic Horror film has always had quite the effect on my throbbing, hard cock, that isn't even close to being the only thing which attracts me to this wonderful movie. Besides being nice and bloody, Vampyres has this strong, dreamlike atmosphere and gothi... Continue »

RIP?! Terrible news to wake up to, right? Now, I may not have been familiar with ALL of his discography, but goddamn it, I had most of it! His music got a little weird at times, but he also released some classic tunes. He had loads of charisma, and was a damn decent actor too.

What are your favorite Bowie tunes? Continue »

Hank and Mike are Easter bunnies. They smoke, drink, and watch porn. Suffice to say, they're crude, but they get paid to do a job. A bunny's job. They sneak into people's houses every Easter to hide eggs. Yet they're on the payroll for the whole year, when this holiday happens only once a year. What gives?

The Easter business is then pressured into downsizing by another company: Sponsored Suicide. That's right. A company that pays you kill yourself in public while advertising stuff. Since Hank and Mike suck at their job (i.e. forgetting to do a house on their route), they get "fucked in the ass" as they so elegantly put it. Being Easter bunnies is all these two know. Now how are they supposed to make a living? Continue »

"Sitting Here at Midnight" - Reggie Bannister and Bill Thornbury

My favorite scene from Phantasm, featuring our protagonists in a rare upbeat moment before their lives all turn to shit:

Anyone use this site? I have decided to track all horror & exploitation i watch this year on it so if you use it give me a follow! - https://letterboxd.com/klownz/list/horror-exploitation-films-watched-in-2016/ & if you don't use it sign the fuck up & track what you are watching! One good thing about the site i notice is that it has some films on it that don't have IMDB pages so its pretty cool in that respect..... Bloodbath at Pinky High Part 1 & 2 for example :)

https://i683.photobucket.com... Continue »

So I finally got around to watching the original Star Wars trilogy so I could be caught up for the new one. Honestly, I thought it was okay. Had I grew up watching the series, I'm sure I'd have a bigger hardon for it, but as it stands... simply okay. Continue »

This guy cracks me up. Watch this review. He keeps getting funnier as he goes along.

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/m-night-shyamalan-to-revive-tales-from-the-crypt-20160107

In case you haven't heard, it's coming back with M. Night Shyamalan as showrunner...

Thoughts?

Due to Tromafreak posting some nasty-ass vaginas, I've decided to make Trash Epics a little safer. Don't get worried now, folks... it'll still be obscene, but in a slightly more controllable way. Moderators can (and are strongly encouraged to) declare posts and comments as NSFW: "Not Safe for Work". There's a little toggle on posts and comments that will hide all images in said post/comment that are deemed NSFW.

"What kind of bullshit is this?" you're probably wondering. Well, by defau... Continue »

Ohhhhh this is a classic. The great Rhonda Shear talks to Linnea, on USA UP All Night, for about two and a half minutes, starting at 11:33 in this clip.

Absolutely brilliant. It more than lived up to my high expectations. Kurt Russell is manlier and more bad ass than ever and totally believable. Richard Jenkins is the best he's been in awhile and up there with Kurt as the star of the show. Matthew Fox wasn't bad either. Anyway, it's more of a straight western than horror, but there's a constant bleak tone and some pretty gruesome violence which really satisfied my taste buds. Without a doubt one of the best movies of 2015 so far. Highly recommen... Continue »

Trash cinema comes in many forms. Funny, shocking, confusing, offensive, scary. And then there's Gummo, which, I guess, is a mixture of all that, and also, just plain pointless. But hey. Not all movies need a point to be entertaining, or to gain a cult following. A fact which makes writer/director, Harmony Korine a very lucky man. Because, even after watching his masterpiece (?), I'm still not convinced this guy has all tha... Continue »

I figured I'd share my thoughts on it because like ol' Jack Burton always says...what the hell? Nothing super in-depth because I don't want to spoil anything, but it's another quality film from Tarantino, one of his best films to date even.

Quentin Tarantino delivers once again with The Hateful Eight, his feature length follow up to Django Unchained. As with Django Unchained, it’s another western, and it surpasses Django Unchained on terms of humor, sto... Continue »

I really enjoyed this. Although I still prefer Cabin Fever, I think this is probably Roth's best movie to date. Anyone else check it out?

Basically it's about a mentally ill homeless guy who kills and shits everywhere. Anybody seen it? Some of the reviews are praising/feeling sickened by how realistic the violence and poop looks.

... without Pinhead?

I read an article yesterday suggesting that they use other demons. I'm for it. I think with the mythology of the Lemanchard's Box it'd be interesting to see all the different horrors it could conjure up.

Thoughts?

I worked most of the day, but I did manage to get a Cheech and Chong shirt. Pretty uneventful, but nothing to complain about. I still want to watch Black Christmas sometime soon though.

Your turn.

Dog shit.