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I have been watching this kind of a lot, lately. Any thoughts on it? I think it's one of the better remakes of recent(-ish) years.

For one thing Timothy Olyphant can do no wrong. I can't think of anything I've seen him in where I had any semblance of a problem with his performance. He plays a pretty cool character here, a sheriff who has faith in his fellow man to the point where it almost gets him killed, several times. But, the fact that he believes in others, and causes them to do t... Continue »

Once upon a time, in an era of Charles Manson-inspired Horror, there lived a gang of Satan-worshiping hippies. The Sons And Daughters Of Satan, they called themselves. S.A.D.O.S. thought they were pretty bad ass. A delusion maintained much easier with regular doses of LSD. As leader, we have one bastard of an Indian named Horace Bones, played to perfection by the the fabulous Bhaskar. He may be the most evil out of the group, an... Continue »

Do you have any sites that you just can't fucking stand? (Film ones?)

I have two:

Rotton Tomatoes after the Ghostbusters fiasco... hated the site anyway.

Bloody Disgusting - I fucking hate this site and all the bullshit news & the forum is a bag of shit as well (Better since they made a new forum and all the regs posts & "status" got deleted but fuck them!)

Bloody is so strange for me because it is the largest horror site & do get things first but it is a giant dick sucking contest..... Continue »

God in the flesh vs. Satan in the flesh.

This film is supposedly 3 unsuccessful films, revamped and shortened for an anthology format.
If you like films with an early decapitation, bizarre imagery with a giant dragonfly-like insect, and people melting to death in a chair, this film is for thee.
7/10 from me.

Done to death I know....

1. Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
2. Tubular Bells - Mike Oldfield
3. 10, 9, 8,... - Midnight Oil
4. Kid A/Amnesiac (these two belong together) - Radiohead
5. The White Album - The Beatles
6. Heavy Ghost - DM Stith
7. Who's Next - The Who
8. Led Zepplin III - Led Zepplin
9. Sticky Fingers - The Rolling Stones
10. Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic - The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

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Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho is what it is. A legendary Horror-Thriller from a legendary director. One of the five most well-known Horror films of all time. But I've chosen to disclude it from this review, as I'd like to focus on the underrated sequels that would follow many years later. A trilogy of sorts that gives the fans, as well as Norman Bates himself, the closu... Continue »

Can you believe it's already been a whole year? Trash Epics went online on March 13th, 2014, so today marks the site's 1 year anniversary of birth. (Yes, this site was born).

Is owning and operating a website on every level everything I dreamed it would be? Well... no, to be perfectly honest. Then again, I'm a man who doesn't really care about anything, so my best hope was to simply wing it and build a forum, and see if I could make it work. And the site does work, exactly as expected,... Continue »

Shelf 1: Something Weird Video

Shelf 2: Troma



Shelf 3: Classic Horror

Shelf 4: Modern Horror



Shelf 5: Throwbacks

Shelf 6: Vampires



Shelf 7: Shot-On-Video Horrorr

https://i1202.photobucket.com/alb... Continue »

Anyone seen this? I found it on Blu ray the other day cheap and thought it looked interesting so i bought it. I'd never heard of it.

Apparently 48 million twitter accounts are just robots. Goddamn robots!

Klownz has a lot of followers on TE's twitter account, but we don't have any of them as actual users here. I'm pretty sure most of them are robots.

Lucifer Valentine is back with a prequel to the vomit gore trilogy! Fingers crossed it will be on par with ReGOREgitated Sacrifice!

Check out the trailer :)

Apologies if I already posted this here but since IMDB went full retard I can't remember what sites I have posted what on!

But anyfucking way here is a site: https://www.imdbarchive.com/ that has archived pretty much every old thread on everything that was on IMDB & they have this extension: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/imdb-archive-extension/celejjkkiipeokbgcgakogmmfbmonmem and I think a few others if you don't use chrome.

But what the extension does is puts the forums back o... Continue »

As a horror fan, I love history. Lets face it, mankind has done some pretty brutal stuff. We have done everything from atrocities to holocausts in every nation and every time period. History is a blood bath, and as horrible as it is, I do find some of that stuff interesting. Call it morbid curiosity, but some of that stuff equally frightens me and intrigues me. One particular atrocity that I hadn't given much thought to was the mass hysteria surrounding witch trials. Between the 15th and 18th ce... Continue »

Nothing is more revealing about someone than a HS confession.
Post yours here.

I was a major loser my sophomore year.
I got a 19 on a World History mid-term. Yes, a nineteen.
Despite being average height and build, it took me over 11 minutes to run the mile.
Yes, over eleven.
I feel better not taking these harmless yet jaw-dropping secrets to my grave.
Praise be to Allah (per se).

The Finnish love metal band "HIM" have announced that they're calling it quits after 26 years. Not sure if many people know of this band, but they've always been one of my favorites.

When I was a teenager, I wanted to BE Ville Valo, and based my life around him. He is one sexy dude. Now, I'm not nearly as into the band as I once was, but they've always been pretty solid. Everything's gotta come to an end eventually...

The Sleepaway Camp franchise is an unusual one. Some might even say an unnecessary one. And I might tend to agree. The first installment is an otherwise mediocre slasher from the early 80's which flaunts a mind blowing ending. One of the scariest as well as shocking endings in Horror history, in my opinion. And an ending which permanently put this film on the map. Some years later, Two sequels were made. Two very different sequels taken in... Continue »

If anyone interested in playing forum rpgs. Like you pick a character and then pick actions for them and thrn dice are roled to see if the action is good or bad.

When writing about a movie, I usually like to start out by offering some sort of backgroud info, regardless of how loosely related it might be. But that's just not going to happen, this time. This time, I don't know shit. And sadly, I don't know how to know shit. That's because the movie I'm going to tell you about is that obscure. The term "obscure", when referring to film, is somewhat obsolete, these days. Since dvds poppe... Continue »

I Love pinky violence & girl boss films... i also like Pink films splitting at the seams with rope bondage, rape & torture... sprinkled with straight up misogyny to make the feminazis cry. Nothing makes me more happy than seeing a guy winched up and used as a fuck tool to go balls deep in his own sister....

That be... Continue »

For some twenty years, when I hear the Everglades mentioned, I automatically think of this one movie I rented as a teenager. Nothing mindblowing, or overly memorable about this movie, really, but I can't recall knowing jack shit about The Everglades before I saw it. Blood Stalkers, they call it. Less commonly known as The Night Daniel Died. A backwoods, would be-Slasher from the late 70's, which makes poor attempts at also being a Bi... Continue »

Since TE has this lists & recommendations section I might as well throw mine in here! These lists are updated fairly regular but are not in order of what I like best.

Obviously can't safely recommend all these films but I personally like them all.

Japanese Horror - https://letterboxd.com/klownz/list/japanese-horror/
South Korean Horror - https://letterboxd.com/klownz/list/south-korean-horror/
Hong Kong Horror - https://letterboxd.com/klownz/list/hong-kong-horror/
Asian Horror Mixture -... Continue »

I have seen Jean Rollin's The Grapes of Death (or if you prefer the French title, Les raisins de la mort) twice now. The first time was in 2007 after I asked for some foreign zombie movie recommendations on IMDb. I remember this being one of the main movies recommended and being a fan of some of the other French horror movies I'd seen around the same time, I sought this one out promptly.

Well, to put it simply: I was disappointed.

I imagine the main thought in my mind at that time was: where the fuck are the zombies? By standard ideas of what counts as a zombie both back when this was made and now, the things in this movie are not what I would call zombies and quite frankly, I certainly wouldn't recommend it to someone looking for zombie movies, at least not without a warning.



However, having forgotten most of what actually happens in the movie outside of the opening and the music that accompanies it, I recently decided to give it a second try, this time with more of an open mind, which admittedly, I probably lacked back in 2007. And with that open mind, I've realized that this has a lot more in common with The Crazies (original and remake) than any particular zombie movie. It's still not a movie I want to go out of my way to buy anytime soon, but do I still hate it?


Let's find out with another... Reviews with Ballz! Continue »

So most people site the 90's as being a terrible decade for horror and being the worst. While certainly not the best I think it is very underrated when you get by all the Scream clones and style and really delve into the decade you find some real gems. I had a list on IMDb but when my account got deleted I lost the list. I made another one of films I like from the 90's but might be forgetting some. Obviously as with any list I am sure there are some that people will disagree with. If anyon... Continue »