Another one of those shark movies. Mostly just long winded footage of diving sequences, or people standing around on a boat or on a beach. The usual stock footage of Great White Sharks.

Some bad shark movies like Great White can be quite fun. This one is mostly dull.

When spacebugs colonise the moon and Voyagers are lost in Oriental orbit. When aliens impregnate and ladies gestate no more than an hour then things go sour... then find your skin all twisted and scaly stale in the Pit where Vegan Goblins gob and spit you up...whether be dirty pillows that lead to filthy cushion or shirtless moo cows shuddering cold milk through cosmos sagans... then welcome... ooh! astonishing scrotal ache..... Continue »

I've got a solid list of potential titles. In terms of repeat viewings, I'm gonna revisit some French horror films from the 2000s, along with a bunch of Asian flicks that I haven't seen in a while.

Most of my first time viewings are going to be recent U.S. titles that I need to catch up on, along with my Japanese DVD blind buys and some other miscellaneous stuff.

Looks like the weather in my area is cooling off early this year, which will help me get into the autumn mood a bit earlier... Continue »

Recently, I covered what many know to be the most popular and profitable era in the history of Professional Wrestling. An era which saw the two remaining major promotions in the U.S. go at it in a winner take all blood war which involved a Monday night ratings battle, as well as constant negotiations which, in the beginning, crippled, and nearly killed the then WWF. The seemingly endless thorn in Vince McMahon's side was WCW, and the onc... Continue »

Sure was a fast week.

My copy of Fox with a Velvet Tail came in the other day, so might just watch that tonight. Today at a flea market I picked up Black Rock, The Bye Bye Man and Hiss.

So, recently my parents did that Ancestry.com thing, and got the results, earlier. After decades of being told I'm 1/4 Cherokee, I find out I'm not Native American at all. Possibly a fraction of a percent, if anything. However, it's come to my knowledge that I'm 1% African. Also around half English, too, which was also surprising. If I'm not Cherokee, then, why the fuck do I look like this?

Anyone else ever send Ancestry.com their spit? Anyone ever get any similar surprises?

When dancing... lost in techno space trance. Arms flailing, gawky gravity only brings you down. Then find you snagged on frowns, and so slowly dawns of time... you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine, that marks the steady fading of the star you call Sun. And when midget midnight sirens lead to blue-flash road-mash. Stretchers, covered heads, and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a... Continue »

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the TrashEpics SciFi/Fantasy Challenge...

https://wi... Continue »

I've never been a big fan of the porno genre, myself. But I think I'm a little less of a fan after watching what I just watched. Although, calling this mess a porno would be a bit of a stretch. What this really is is the pinnacle of unintentional WTF filmmaking. The ultimate abomination from the bottom of the barrel. A film so terrible, only the most hardered of bad movies lovers could withstand it. an unintentional practical joke... Continue »

Anyone enjoy this Japanese Abstract/Horror movie?

I think Fantasy is my favorite girl. I would also put it in Gorgeous, Kung Fu and The Professor too.

Fun stuff.

Howdy folks! It appears we have quite a few new members, so I thought I'd offer a quick tutorial on how to directly post images and youtube vids. Continue »

What a great movie.

Anyone else just really feel this movie on a personal level?

When this movie was screened at Sundance, it supposedly caused people to walk out in droves, many calling it the grossest movie ever made. So, of course, I had to see it. I'm sure most normal people would be disgusted, but I would bet most of the people on this board could handle it.

There are some interesting things going on, but there's barely a plot to speak of. It's basically a random collection of WTF scenes, filled with gratuitous amounts of bodily fluids and general weirdness. It all... Continue »

@der is forcing me to watch The Green Mile now, saying it's an essential viewing. Got me thinking of which King movies/shows I haven't seen. Are any of these good for the sci-fi/fantasy challenge, or the October challenge? What are your thoughts on these?

Apt Pupil
Bag of Bones
Dolores Claiborne
Firestarter
Golden Years
Hearts in Atlantis
Kingdom Hospital
The Langoliers
The Mangler
Mr. Mercedes
Nightmares and Dreamscapes
Rose Red
The Stand
Storm of the Century
Trucks

Finished watching the new IT. Not a bad movie they done a good job with it. A whole cast of child actors and they were all really good.

...because food rules and eating food rules.

Off the top of my noggin here's a little quiz for all you trash-types:

1. What's your favorite dinner food?

2. What's your favorite junk food?

3. What did you eat for breakfast today?

4. How often per week do you cook dinner from scratch? (or cook at home anyway, even if not from scratch)

5. What's your least favorite food?

6. What food have never tried that you would like to?

7. What food have you never tried that you are pre... Continue »

I've always wondered how could anyone not eat meat? Sure, killing animals is cruel, but they shouldn't taste so good, am I right?

I read an article on Halloween Love that was pretty interesting: http://halloweenlove.com/meat-is-murder-the-texas-chain-saw-massacre-exposed-horrors-of-the-meat-industry/

Thoughts? Are you a vegetarian?

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I pre-ordered Fox With a Velvet Tail and Kill Baby Kill.

And finally got around to watching The Intruder last night. Thought it was pretty good. Not very bloody but at least it held my interest. It reminded me of several other movies, including Dementia 13, Five Dolls for an August Moon and Castle of Evil.

Grant Hart, drummer of punk pioneers Husker Du, has died aged 56

Onyx and I had this great idea. Remember Care Bears? Well, we're working on these new teddy bears that we're going to start selling, called Trashed Teddies. The drugged-out bears, in need of a place to unwind. So far, we have Bud Bear, Shroom Bear and Snow Bear, with more to come.

https://www.facebook.com/TrashedTeddies/?pnref=story

I was rewatching Return of the Living Dead, (which has got to be one of the best if not the best zombie movie of all time) and got to thinking what are the worst ways to die? We all remember Trash and her opinion on the matter.



I think one of the worst ways to die would be the case of a man by the name of Hiroshi Ouchi. The irony of his last name is too perfect. Hiroshi was 35 years o... Continue »

I think this is interesting. Kim Richards is on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which I think most people would agree is the ultimate Trash Epic. (I'm proud to say I've never even seen it, but I see enough references to it all over the $%^&*%$#@!ing internet that I feel that I can speak with great authority about this topic). Anyway, when she was six or seven years old, in 1971, she was on a show called Nanny and the Professor, and Elsa Lanchester co-starred with her on a few episodes. Els... Continue »

I have no idea if this is actually true, of course, but if you Google around you can find the same info I found. This old woman was the grandmother of two early filmmakers who were born in the 1870's and 1880's, Yanaki and Milton Manaki. They lived in the Ottoman Empire, in an area that is Macedonia today. Here, this is their grandmother weaving. Even if she wasn't born in 1791, she couldn't have been born later than the early 19th century.



T... Continue »

Yeah, a random-ass question, but I want to see if we have any animal-lovers on this site. I have a cat whom I call by a billion different names, such as Kentucky Johnson, Johnny Cakes, Johnson Cat, Jiminy Cakes, Johan Cokes, and all sorts of stupid variations of that. Then I have a dog named Dexter (named after the show), aka Doctor Dexter, M.D. Continue »