Star Wars is a mess. They're milking it dry, but that's Disney for you. They should have quit after the first three. I would like to disagree about comics, but the industry continues to prove you right on that one. I think Marvel has great properties, but they cater to children and LGBTQ-tards too much. But that's why I like The Boys so much, because that's 100% NOT for children.

Straight porn isn't very appealing, I'll agree. I don't want to see another man's unit. Now chicks with dicks? That's not nearly as bad.

Fulci is mostly worthless, Halloween is the greatest, 28 Days Later is also really good, and Exorcist 3 is maybe on par with the first.


I'll try to come up with my own shitty opinions soon.

The Walking Dead sucks.

Breaking Bad sucks.

Maybe AMC sucks?

Denzel is overrated.

Orange man good.

Spring Breakers is a great movie.

EVERY Texas Chainsaw movie is good in its own way.

Pigs are people too.

Vegetables are cool.

Sugary drinks are stupid.

Rhinestone is NOT a bad movie.

Haha, that's the part where I leave you in the dark.

"Wow" because I'm so correct, I presume?

Don't leave me hanging here. Which opinions do you oppose?

The Walking Dead ruined zombies. Notice how there aren't any good zombie movies? That's because TWD saturated the market. The characters are lame and the tone is too bleak. It is NOT a fun show to watch, whereas a movie like Dawn of the Dead will always be a blast. Breaking Bad didn't have any good characters either, so I'd rather not waste time watching a bunch of assholes acting like assholes. I get enough assholes in my own life, especially when I look in a mirror!

I'll rarely find anyone who likes Spring Breakers as much as I do, but sugary drinks have no excuse. They're a poison I've ingested for too long, and I think that in drinking them for as long as I have has contributed to me being less healthy than I'd like to be. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to smoke a bowl and eat a whole bag of cheetos.

Could've fooled me...

To bash Disney some more... remember they bought Fox for about $70 billion. I read somewhere that it was a bad deal for them because they wanted to milk some of the Fox franchises, but still barely touched those properties, so they're nowhere near making that money back. They've made a few billion back after some of their Avengers and Star Wars turkeys, but still have about $60 billion dollars they need to make up? I hope they crash and burn.

Hey now, I hate Midsommar too! But surprisingly, I think Florence was one of the better parts of Marvel's turkeys Black Widow and Hawkeye.

I found it pretty unbearable on a second viewing. In retrospect, it's far too derivative of Hereditary, only more self-indulgent (as in longer runtime). Also, I found the original Wicker Man pretty boring, and this is copying that even.

I love the original. When I worked at the theater, the remake came and went within a week or two. Nobody had anything to say about it. Perhaps I'll see it some year...