Columbus Day
A holiday in honor of Christopher Columbus arrival to America on October 12th, 1492. For some reason, it is celebrated on the second Monday of October. That makes zero sense.
Dark Shadows
A 1966-1971 gothic horror melodramatic soap opera and ongoing franchise involving the rich and cursed Collins family of Collinsport, Maine.
Day of the Dead
A Mexican holiday honoring the dead on the day after Halloween. Also a 1985 George Romero zombie film.
Easter
A holiday about bunnies, eggs, chocolate, and Jesus. It occurs on a Sunday, though the exact date changes every year, so nobody can figure out when to celebrate it without resorting to a calendar.
Fairy
A small, mythological creature often possessing magical powers, rufies, and Red Bull energy drinks, or simply just a girly-man with an intense sense of gayness.