Horoscopes
Updated Sun
| â | Aquarius | One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage. |
| â | Pisces | Don't Stop! Believing! |
| â | Aries | This is no dream. This is really happening! |
| â | Taurus | What comes around is all around. |
| â | Gemini | When someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'! |
| â | Cancer | We belong dead. |
| â | Leo | If someone tries to be friendly with you today, don't trust them! They're on to something... |
| â | Virgo | I wouldn't even go outside today if I were you. |
| â | Libra | Call Professor Stokes. If anyone can find out anything, he can. |
| â | Scorpio | You are one ugly motherfucker |
| â | Sagittarius | If you want to get rid of a bad habit, replace it with another bad habit. |
| â | Capricorn | When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. |